From the depths of the AIM archive (where the shadows lie...)
(15:29:51) Beth: I'm thinking we've got to make Jack/Ally a reality during that time. And Joey/Nokia, somehow or another. And do something fun to mix up the Fritzie/Chris/Lindsay thing to the point of being completely unsalvageable. Whee!
(15:34:27) Greg: Jake/Jack (they're the male characters with the highest Attractiveness, so it makes sense!) Also, remember that bad fanfic is utterly stuffed with Dead Characters Coming Back For No Adequately-Explained Reason, so we can play with pretty much anyone. I was thinking Chris/dead!Lindsey, or possibly Chris/dead!unbeknownst!to!Chris!Lindsey.
(15:35:50) Beth: OMFG Rossicest. It *must* happen. And Emma needs to come back from the parallel universe for a poorly explained reason. You're exactly right about the Jack/Jake, too.
(15:38:22) Greg: Maybe we can even have Louie getting some action ;) Pity we've already done the Mary-Sue plot though.
(15:39:33) Beth: Hah, we can try. Although if we bring Emma back right (she's a Slayer/Watcher now, remember?), she can fill the "Mary Sue who everyone loves" slot.
(15:43:43) Greg: Well, no I DON'T remember, actually! Still two sessions behind the times over here! *grin* But the options are limitless. Joey/Big Tony. Jake/every single one of the Initiative zombie girls all at once. Simon Blue/Sabrina.
(15:44:53) Beth: Oh, I thought I mentioned that in an email...maybe not. However, I must say that all of the options you just mentioned are stupendously disturbing to one degree or another. I'm tempted by the Simon/Sabrina thing, given the longstanding tradition of hatred sex in fanfic, however. :-D
(15:45:24) Greg: Jake/P'flug
(15:45:34) Beth: ROFL
From the last email I sent to
Chris/Fritzie/Lindsey
Chris/Fritzie/Lindsey's jailed cousin whose name I can't remember
Angela/Jedediah Davis ("Maybe *this* will teach you to respect your elders...")
Joey/Mrs Rossi
Joey/Felipe (compulsory hatred sex)
Iris/Ally
Neil/Everyone
Jay/the rest of Jay's band
Owen/Chris (werewolf dominance games)
Owen/Chris/Mrs Rossi
Gargoyle/the female PC who interacted most with the gargoyles ("The eggs are all broken, but there may be another way that we can reproduce...")
Chris/Joppler (Now, boy, let's see you EARN your managerial position at my shop!")
Angela/Fritzie/Ally (Angela demonstrating some of the more esoteric meditation techniques she learnt in Tibet to the two friends who she thinks have lost their way...)
Ally/Emma (Emma comes back as a know-it-all Mary Sue Slayer watcher to set Ally back on the Right Path through hawt sexx0rs)